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The Bees and The Birds

// July 14th, 2010 // Blog

Hello folks and welcome to my blog section.

So where do I start? 
How to begin?
Shall I show you the real me?
Or shall I drink gin?

Do you think you can handle
The full effect of me?
I am prepared to show you all
Just what I can be

I can be a monster
Just ask my wife
I can be a romantic
I’d even give old people the kiss of life

I sometimes try to be funny
But I’ve got a dry sense of humour
Even Bernard Manning wished
That I got a tumour

I try to contain
My twisted brain
But it always comes out
To prove I’m insane

I’ve upset so many apple carts
They run away when they see me
It’s a pity that to succeed in life
They all show solidarity

For that leaves me hanging
By a very thin thread
And now that I’m blogging
They’ll probably wish I was dead

Cause I have this tendancy
To speak my mind
Please forgive my naivety
I’m just trying to be kind

For this world would be simpler
If we faced up to the truth
That lying to protect fragile egos
Keeps our love bonds aloof

I wish I could write blogs
In the bog standard fashion
But my life is so boring
I would find it hard to show passion

Or maybe that’s just my nature
As a really white scottish man
To cover up my insecurities
With an all over fake tan

So I think that is enough
Of a welcome for you
And if you have read this far, congratulations
You are one of the unchosen few

I hope we can be friends
As we explore my crap
I have so much to offer
My arse is on tap

Feel free to drink
From the well of my words
And if want to know where I get them
Ask the bees and the birds